My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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