Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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