I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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