Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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