Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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