is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think i have two assholes
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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