No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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