I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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