We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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