Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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