I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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