what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
