It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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