in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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