I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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