break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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