kristin has been a bad kristin
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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