He is an equal opportunity slut.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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