dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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