Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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