I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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