You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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