There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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