Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
