508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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