i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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