i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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