At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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