just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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