I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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