Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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