quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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