hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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