i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize
