You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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