your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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