Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Boobs speak an international language.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i think my cat just said my name.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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