She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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