dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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