I want to have your abortion
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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