Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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