Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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