Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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