my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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