I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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