1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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