My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
