We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How external is "for external use only"?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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