The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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