why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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