I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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