You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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