PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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