I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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