so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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