so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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