Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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