I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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