im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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